Help!

[Hazik]

hello all i need help!. I need to find any good chat up lines that work . so if anyone has any good ones?? i would be very happy ;D

my friends are making me chat up a girl i like on monday

[moosea]

try - ' hello I'm a millionaire with a weak heart' - always worked for me!!! lol!!! ;D

[McNite]

Moosea: For you or on you?

I think this one is a good one if you go for the risk of getting a slap:
"I think your lingerie would go well with my bedroom floor"

What do our french romance specialists say?

[]UBC[ Igor]

When you are french, you have nothing to say

More seriously, a sincere compliment or some touching attentions, kindness & smile is the only secret.

If it doesn't work, just say you have a french lineage ;D

[ser]

just ask her if she wanna .... (u know what i mean)

if not, it saves u time and money, and if yes then ur lucky ;D
it works on 1 out of 10 ladies. so maybe ur lucky ;D ;D

[Hazik]

hee hee ;D

I hate trying to talk to new ladies even wosre when i like them. im not good at it.

I will try igors way. if that dosent work i will have a few beers and then try ser way. you never know i could be very lucky ;D

i do have a friend who has got a lot of cash well his family dose and it is ment to come from being related to french royltie. i dont know if it is turn? but he is never singal.

heres a chat up line. "can i buy you a drink? becouse i pormised myself the frist goddess i find i will buy her a drink. from all my looking you are the only one i have ever found."

yes yes very chesseie

hee hee can anyone beat it in chessieness?

[Hazik]

oooooooo im going to be a millionaire after firday night. im going to win the euro million ;D

i just need a weak heart now then alls good ;D

[moosea]

Hazic - just be yourself - if she like you - then fine - if not then you better without her!

I like an honest man myself !

The millionaire thing - i never use it but it has been tried on me and its funny!!

Do not say you are a pilot! its crap thing to say! and i would avoid Sers way and McNites way - unless you like to be slapped in the face!!

Remember she only another person - just because she a girl makes no difference!

will be checking in to see how you get on!!! lol!!

[ser]

indeed, be urself is the only right way...

the rest goes automaticly.

good luck m8

[McNite]

Sept 24, 2008 18:25:27 GMT moosea said:

Hazic - just be yourself - if she like you - then fine - if not then you better without her!

Best advice here

[pax]

Agree with Moosea.....just be yourself. Pick up lines don't really work. Eye contact, (not eyeing her chest), when you speak to her and a smile will go a long way.

[moosea]

Lol @ Pax - yes Hazik - avoid staring at her chest ! Once someone had a whole conversation with my chest! He was very surprised when i told him that 'they' could not talk!

Where are you meeting this girl?

[{TWR}lambert]

Who let Moosea into the conversation

Hey Moosey have you not got some washing up to get on with ;D

Leave the chat up stuff to the men, we have years of tradition to uphold

*Lambert runs and ducks for cover!

Hazik
Be your self

Compliment her on her clothes (gives you a chance to eye up the chest without being obvious!)

Show interest in what she is talking about (ok its just 'blah', 'blah', 'blah' to us but they seem to like it if you throw in a few nods of the head and the occasional 'hmmm your right')

I have always used the 'I'm a Pilot' line in the past, wondered why that did not work.

You could always fall back on the old favourite 'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me!'

Good luck man.

[McNite]

Sept 25, 2008 7:29:39 GMT {TWR}lambert said:

Compliment her on her clothes (gives you a chance to eye up the chest without being obvious!)

Shoes work too

Generally paying attention to what she says, likes, wears and a nice comment on it is a good thing.
Good things to start conversation with: if you meet her at a place like a bar/ club, ask her how she likes it and go on from there.

[]UBC[ Igor]

In fact, all depends of her personnality.
Because the moosea's & pax's youth are far behind ( ;D) and she may have difficulties to remember how were the girls in their teenage time.

I would say if she is smart & keen, try the girl's way. If she is not, you can try all the boy's advice. At least, it would give a good laugh to your friends....& you may find a shortcut to the holy grail.

[bluebastard]

No matter what you say, do or look like, it's all about chemistry and feramones, if you don't send out the right signals, you can try herefrom until you're six feet under, wount help.

Just take it easy man and relax and enjoy the moment, treat her like you would treat your best freind, be a gentleman, in a natual way, don't overdo it, listen to her in a interesting way, talk and tell her about your self, and again don't overdo it, and don't make your self better then you are, be humble and modest.

No matter what you desides to do, the only thing you can do is to wait and see what the evening brings in the end.

Another thing to remember.. Maybe, when the evening is over, YOU think, what a nut, remember that it's not only HER's choice if you and her are going to be gf and bf. :-)

Good luck.

[ser]

a lot of alcohol does wonders to

[McNite]

For you or for her? If you drink too much, you only wake up next to some ugly black chicks

[Hazik]

hee hee i will TRY not to stair at her chest . well when she is looking at me that is. "(Compliment her on her clothes gives you a chance to eye up the chest without being obvious!)"

the only porblim with me being myself is im abit shy and normaliy just sit there and not say anything to any pretty girls. Im not meeting her anywhere that good. me and my friends gose to the same pub as her and her friends dose. i think i will ask her to play pool with me to try and start talking to her like that??? and lots of beer ;D

thank you everyone for all your advice ;D


oooooooo ive done the waking up to the wrong person befor. i was drinking jakedaniels strate got very bladed. woke up next day not in my bed hee hee never again!!!!

[bluebastard]

Before you meet her, go do a wank, it takes some of the man hormons, so you act more normale.. lol

[McNite]

Blue you ve been watching "There's something about Mary" too much.

Pool sounds like a good idea there

[pax]

Sept 25, 2008 8:57:01 GMT ]UBC[ Igor said:

Because the moosea's & pax's youth are far behind ( ;D) and she may have difficulties to remember how were the girls in their teenage time.

Hold on a minute.....let me get my dentures and cane. ;D

Playing pool is a good idea. While she's leaning over the table, to hit the que ball, you'll be able to check her out (don't make it too obvious]. Just remember, when your making your shot, she'll be checking you out too At least I think so....damn I forgot to take my pill for memory

[ser]

u need to take other pills, or u end up like my gf

[bluebastard]

uhhh.. this is the big day ;D

Let us know how it went down :-P

[moosea]

Tell all then Hazik???!!!