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Post by moosea on Sept 5, 2011 2:18:13 GMT
A thread for all the latest news you have game related or not! Post it up! ;D
In this weeks news......
JinxterX is still waiting for his new stove
We have all been anxiously waiting for news of delivery date on the new stove. Rumour was that it was due to be delivered this week... although this has not been confirmed.
It is also understood that Jinxter is waiting on an important Email.
We hope to keep you updated on progress of this very important project.
]UBC[Blue in training for world wine gum eating comp
]UBC[Blue, also known as BluBlu, is in training for the world wine gum eating competition which is due to take place in Denmark next month.
He has been reported to be eating up to two boxes a day and is hopeful of a gold medal
]UBC[ZeeMan works to much
A survey of one person has confirmed reports that ]UBC[ZeeMan works way to much. It is understood that ZeeMan will not phone in sick despite having to leave QW to attend work.
This matter has now been passed to the Ministry of Mooseyness for attention.
]UBC[Malkovich found safe and well after a week AWOL
Malkovich, who had not been seen on a server since late last week, was discovered today safe and well. It is unclear at this time where he has been for the last week although there have been unconfirmed reports that he has also been working to hard
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]UBC[moosea has a sore tooth
It is believed that moosea has got a sore tooth. The most likely cause has been identified as eating too many sweeties or drinking too much cola with her vodka. She has refused all treatment, due to a horrible fear of the dentists, and has been numbing her mouth with vodka and smoking too much.
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Post by abercrab on Sept 5, 2011 5:05:05 GMT
]UBC[abercrab gets stuff done
Caught and killed fly that was annoying him all day especially when trying to play QW. Also leaky toilet/john/loo/bog/privvie/can was repaired.
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Post by ]UBC[Frootlupe on Sept 6, 2011 2:20:09 GMT
]UBC[ Frootlupe's Plight
This just in, the homecoming dance at ]UBC[ Frootlupe's school is coming up in just a few weeks, and he is now dateless. Local reports show that there is almost a 99% chance that he will not be asking anybody due to the incompatability of nearly all females in his general area.
More updates on this at a later time.
Crazy Health Nut Mom
Is there a secret motive behind ]UBC[ Frootlupe's mother's new obsession with healthy eating? Experts think so. And, if she is so concerned with healthy eating, why, then, does she make at least 3 smoothies a day and put massive amounts of chocolate into all of them? The answer may lie somewhere within her Swedish heritage.
Why?!
Why is it so satisfying to poke one's belly button? A recent poll of a fork, a candy bracelet, and a shovel shows that it is because of primitive instincts developed sometime in the Paleolithic Era.
Distant Early Warning
A team of one popular culture researcher has predicted that the eleventh of November will be the most catastrophic day in the history of electronics retailers. This expert thinks that the release of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim will cause massive riots throughout the world and inevitably begin World War III as many nations squabble for the honor of being the first to receive the game. Also, the eleventh of November is National Metal Day in the United States, so get your moshing gear together and head to battle.
How?!
How was ]UBC[ Frootlupe not informed earlier about the award-winning anime Mushi-Shi???!!?!?!?! When interviewed by his alter-ego, Frootlupe said, "It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. At first, you don't quite know what you're experiencing, but you like it. Then, as you begin to have all the answers revealed to you in the gentlest of ways, you realize that there are powers at work in the world that are beyond anyone's comprehension. These powers are not mystical, yet they are unearthly in a manner that enhances their sheer beauty."
Does this make sense? We don't think so, but everything that Frootlupe said is undoubtedly true. Mushi-Shi is the most captivating thing ever seen on television. Anyone who can see and hear should watch at least the first episode of this on the internet.
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Post by zman on Sept 6, 2011 5:32:27 GMT
]UBC[ zman postingI am beginning to get a little scared everyone sounds like zman in these posts when they are talking about them self  z
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Post by moosea on Sept 6, 2011 14:57:36 GMT
Moosea tooth magically healed
It appears that moosey has discovered a new cure for tooth ache which requires no dentist visits. More information when she sobers up!
Daveuk due online tonight
Huge queues are expected tonight as Daveuk returns to ET:QW after a one week break.
Fans have gathered at UK airports hoping to catch a glimpse of Daveuk's suntan as he arrives on British soil again after a week long family holiday.
Security at airports has been doubled and holidaymakers are warned to expect large crowds and possible delays!
ZeeMan continues to leave QW For 'work'
The Ministry of Mooseyness is investigating after finding that ZeeMan is still attending work, despite spaces being available on good servers.
After serveral attempts at gentle persuasion for ZeeMan to stay home The Ministry of Mooseyness has issued the following warning;
" Absence from QW will not be tolerated and therefore we are left with no other option but to write to ZeeMans employer. We shall be doing all that we can to keep him form work. This may include sending photo shopped pictures of ZeeMan, include baths full of jelly and small dogs directly to his employer"
Sightings of Rare species reported
Sightings this week of the shy and reclusive Xacuit have been confirmed. It is understood that the Xaciut was seen for a short period on one server.
Observers commented that the Xacuit in question was a very rare type as apparently this one was not pissed at all. However after observing for only a few moments it was fully identified by it's distinctive call of 'Haha down she goes!'
Hoover to speak for first time ever
An unconfirmed report has just come in that ]UBC[Hoover intends to speak this week.
He has never been know to speak and it was thought by some that this was due to a very squeaky voice.
In a statement that I made up a moment ago Hoover said " I really want to speak to my clan mates, we are like a family and I'd like them to hear my voice so I can disprove the rumours of squeakiness"
]UBC[Abercrab to receive medal
After his earlier feat of killing a fly single handedly Abercrabs is set to receive a bravery award.
The fly had been bothering Abercrab while he was gaming and he bravely decided to tackle it.
The award will be presented by The Makron at an awards evening in 100 years.
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Post by ]UBC[Frootlupe on Sept 7, 2011 1:19:06 GMT
Scandinavian Invasion!
Inhabitants of the world, beware! It has just been confirmed that an old Swedish woman, who claims to be ]UBC[ Frootlupe's grandmother, will be arriving in the United States in two weeks! She will be traveling throughout the country with her daughter.
Rumors of the vicious army traveling thoughout other countries have been heard, but are not yet confirmed at this time. It is advised that all the world's nations be on high alert for the next few months.
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Post by abercrab on Sept 7, 2011 1:20:48 GMT
Abercrab Family Vehicle to be Retired.The faithful Abercrab Subaru of the past eleven years is on its final wheels. The poor ole girl is leaking fluids from multiple orifices and has a bad gimp in her steering. She's definitely long in the tooth with 250,000+ miles on her. That's farther than a trip to the moon. With regret, replacements are being looked at. Mr. Aber would like to jump into the following en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subaru_Impreza_WRX_STI, but unfortunately it's most likely going to be a www.subaru.com/vehicles/outback/index.html and an automatic at that since of Mrs. Aber's lack of stick shift skills. The ole girl deserves a nice pasture to spend her final days in but most likely will be driven right into the ground by the reckless Mr. A. Abercrab Child SavantsIt has been reported that Younger Abercrab #1 now kinda knows karate because he saw it on TV. It is confirmed that he can kick pretty hard and somehow knows to go for the groin. Younger Abercrab #2 continues to train to be a dragon. Delicious Odors Eminate from HouseThe Abercrab ovens continue to fire red hot as mounds of delectable baked goods pour from them. Tasty treats may soon be ready for shipping in a few short days.
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Post by moosea on Sept 7, 2011 5:01:58 GMT
Late night gaming endsAs moose returns to work today it is feared this will end the 15hour gaming sessions seen of late. However, it is hoped these can be resumed at the weekend.  The Ministry of Mooseyness has advised the a firm application of the words 'Fu*k off you Tw*t' to mooseas employer may result in an earlier than expected return to gaming. UK milk supplies at all time lowPanic buying of milk in the UK has led to calls for the goverment to implement rationing. It is thought that the cause of the panic buying is directly related to the smells coming from Abercrabs kitchen ;D Turn EMO to put of grandparentsThis is the advice to be given to all people expecting visits from grandparents in the next month. The advice was given after several young people were injured trying to escape the 'orange lipstick kiss' given as part of the grandparents greeting ritual. By turning EMO grandparents can be easily avoided until they start dishing out sweeties/ presents or money.
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Post by moosea on Sept 10, 2011 0:49:22 GMT
DaveUk disappoints female population
Tonight Daveuk destroyed the hopes of millions of women by admitting, live on vanishing point server, that he does in fact like his daddies sauce!
He went on to further explain that he particularly liked the brown.
This stunning revelation will send shock waves across the world as the female population come to terms with this amazing revelation.
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Post by moosea on Sept 11, 2011 22:24:43 GMT
Weekend is too shortTonight The Ministry of Mooseyness has declared that the weekend is officially too short. Negotiations are set to start with world leaders to request that an extra 3 days are added to the weekend as soon as possible! ]UBC[Oakey returns from expedition to north poleOakey was on-line again after a prolonged absence, probably ( not) due to an expedition to the north pole. It is reported that on this recently invented expedition Oakey discovered snow! But this has not been confirmed and I may have made it up! ]UBC[ to get together for a night of fun gamesInvestigations into the ]UBC[ clan activities have revealed that it has been wayyy to long since they all got together for a fun evening with their on-line friends. The Ministry of Mooseyness has agreed to address this shortly and will be asking members of ]UBC[ to pm her with the best dates and times for them. It is expected that there will be unprecedented 100% attendance! 
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Post by abercrab on Nov 6, 2011 0:23:52 GMT
Creepy critters spotted around the Abercrab homestead
There are reports of odd creature sightings in northwestern Pennsylvania. At night, stars have been reported being obstructed by some large extremely fast flying animal. Also their reports of some kind of snake like pocket monster frequenting the area. Classified pictures of the beasts can be found elsewhere with the proper security clearance.
Underwater creatures multiplying
An anemone, conch, and large stony polyp coral can all be found in the Abercrab household.
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Post by moosea on Nov 12, 2011 4:29:06 GMT
JinxterX finally has new fire installed
Those of you who have been avid followers of this story will be glad to hear that JinxterX's new fire has finally arrived and been installed.
After initial installation, there was a five day period of coldness followed by extreme heat.
]UBC[ZeeeeeMan promises fans a snow angel this year
]UBC[Zeee Mannnn has promised pictures of a snow angel this year to appease angry fans.
The official ZeeeMann fan club announced the news at last weeks annual 'Zee Meet'.
OK Magazine are believed to be involved in a bidding war against the Fan club for first copies of the pictures.
Moosey has massive period of untogetherness
]UBC[Moosea has issued a statement apologising to overseas friends for her lack of organisation in sending parcels.
Although she now claims to have gathered most of the promised items, it is expected to be at least next pay day before they are posted.
The un-togetherness surrounding this is still unexplained, although there have been several reports that moosea has spent all her money on drink and drugs and all her time either on QW or messing around with horses.
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Post by moosea on Jun 23, 2012 15:22:23 GMT
NEW RECRUITRumours of a new ]UBC[ Member have been spreading fast this week. It is thought that the new member is female and weighs in at around 6lbs. Unconfirmed reports say that the latest addition to the clan has been named Penny and is a very cute baby daughter born to clan member Abercrabs and his wife. One anonymous clan member said " I'm really pleased to have a new granddaughter, she is really cute". In an unofficial statement the clan said " congratulations from all of us" There has been no formal statement from the Ministry of Mooseyness as photographic evidence of the cuteness has not yet been provided, although this is expected within the next week ;D ]UBC[Rebelrebel has new car[/u] ]UBC[Rebelrebel has reported the tragic death of his big blue car. It is believed that the car split from it's shock absorbers which lead to it's untimely death. Rebelrebel (might of) said " I liked the big blue car. I have got a nice silver car now, but it will never replace the big blue car. " The Ministry of Mooseyness is said to be very pleased with the new car. Daytime hangovers are realThis is the shocking conclusion of two weeks hard research from the Ministry of Mooseyness. It is understood the the research confirmed that if you drink at lunchtime then stop drinking before the evening session, you do in fact suffer hangover symptoms in between. Tests are now underway to examine the effects of not stopping drinking between sessions. The results are expected to be slurred at anyone brave enough to listen within the next few days! 
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Post by moosea on Jun 27, 2012 10:36:02 GMT
Ministry of Mooseyness releases statementThe Ministry of Mooseyness has now issued a formal statement regarding baby Penny. The statement was issued a few days ago but has only been released today due to unprecedented untogetherness from Moosey!! ;D Moose was quoted as saying " In regard to baby Penny .... OMG!! she's sooooooooooooooooooooo cute - more pics please!"
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Post by mi5 on Jun 28, 2012 18:03:28 GMT
A thread for all the latest news you have game related or not! Post it up! ;D In this weeks news...... JinxterX is still waiting for his new stove
We have all been anxiously waiting for news of delivery date on the new stove. Rumour was that it was due to be delivered this week... although this has not been confirmed. It is also understood that Jinxter is waiting on an important Email. We hope to keep you updated on progress of this very important project. ]UBC[Blue in training for world wine gum eating comp]UBC[Blue, also known as BluBlu, is in training for the world wine gum eating competition which is due to take place in Denmark next month. He has been reported to be eating up to two boxes a day and is hopeful of a gold medal ]UBC[ZeeMan works to muchA survey of one person has confirmed reports that ]UBC[ZeeMan works way to much. It is understood that ZeeMan will not phone in sick despite having to leave QW to attend work. This matter has now been passed to the Ministry of Mooseyness for attention. ]UBC[Malkovich found safe and well after a week AWOLMalkovich, who had not been seen on a server since late last week, was discovered today safe and well. It is unclear at this time where he has been for the last week although there have been unconfirmed reports that he has also been working to hard Finally... ]UBC[moosea has a sore toothIt is believed that moosea has got a sore tooth. The most likely cause has been identified as eating too many sweeties or drinking too much cola with her vodka. She has refused all treatment, due to a horrible fear of the dentists, and has been numbing her mouth with vodka and smoking too much. And finally at the end !! Greetings from me Mi5 ...I've been away too long mainly on missions undercover  Good to be here again!! I promised Moosea I'd be logging on so now I have x |
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Post by ]UBC[Hondekop on Jul 3, 2012 12:49:49 GMT
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Post by moosea on Jul 10, 2012 0:49:31 GMT
[shadow=red,left,300] [glow=red,2,300]Read all about it![/glow]
[/shadow] Mi5 tours the ]UBC[ forumsMi5 has finally take a long overdue tour of the ]UBC[ forums. Mi5 has not yet reported whether he enjoyed his tour, but it is believed that he will return shortly to take on the Ministry of Mooseyness' 20 questions challenge which can be found in the link below ;D ubcclan.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=614]UBC[Hondekop to return to QWIt is rumoured that after a rare appearance on the ]UBC[ forums ]UBC[Hondekop will finally return to QW this month. Hondekop has been missing from qw for a prolonged period. Some speculated that Hondekop had undergone radical surgery to make himself look just like Michael Jackson, others suggested that he had in fact been abducted by the Strogg leaders. ]UBC[ ZeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeMaaaaaaaaaaan to quit workIt has been confirmed today that ZeeMan will be quitting work next week. It is expected that he will not attend his usual place of work for a one week period. In a fake interview ZeeMan is reported to have said " I'm really looking forwards to a week of no work. I love to take time out to play QW and do nothing else" THe Ministry of Mooseyneess released a statement saying " Bloody hell! About time too!" It is expected that the ]UBC[ clan will be out in force for a special night of celebration, probably on Friday or Saturday night but a week night may be considered. The day will be confirmed after I talk with Zee |
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Post by blue on May 19, 2013 18:30:01 GMT
Hello everyone Just thought I'd give a little bib from me and let you know that I'm still alive  All good here, summer is finally here, health is ok, job is going well, so I suppose I can't complain. I'm not so much into gaming at the moment, (well I guess you already figured that out) I don't have the energy for it when I get off work, and gamer PC. is also long dead, so I'm on a temp-laptop that dosen't run the game very well. But I want you all to know that I think of you and miss you guys and gals. I hope all is well and that the sun shines on you and your families. Greetings and loving thoughts from me. Blue |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2013 22:21:19 GMT
Hey Blue Great to hear from you again m8 And that you are okay ;D Hope to see you sometime soon again Take care Rgamer1 |
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Post by moosea on May 20, 2013 12:57:50 GMT
Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey ;D ;D |
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Post by malkofish on May 20, 2013 17:16:03 GMT
Be still my beating heart, it's Blue! The nights have been so cold and lonely without you.
Glad to hear you're alright mate. Not had much summer here yet. Are you basking in Eurovision glory?
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Post by blue on May 21, 2013 0:41:48 GMT
Heeeeey My UBC family  and yes this is how I see you. I've been through thick and thin with you guys... When the world fell apart and in the best of times. When I was in a wheelchair and I wondered if life was worth living anymore and seriously wondered whether I should end it.. In difficult times and despair over my mother's way to soon death from cancer and consumed by grief and heartache and the neverending question of WHY. In the times where I lost one of my best friends who took her own life.... .... but in all these difficult times you guys have always been there for me and greeted me with a human understanding that is far beyond what one would expect from people you havent met IRL. I also know that Joanne found comfort in all of us when she was sick, and I am still grateful to God this day and beyound that we still have her amoung us, it would have been a loss that would have changed our lifes so deeply. Moosmoos, I love you, even when you think I don't You guys are some of the most beautifull loving people ever, and I'm sure all of you guys have found comfort in difficult times, in being in this awesome clan. Oh well... ENOUGH LOVING and blablabla... you bastards hehe - I don't know why I'm writing all this, I guess I just want you to know how I see you and think of you - I miss you all, and I hope to be up and running again soon, with a better PC. Malk Oh yes, it was fun that we won the Eurovision song thingy I diden't see it though, I was sleeping..  Moooooooooooooooooooooooooosmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooos ;D ;D ;D Blublu ****** GAMER.. thanks for the hello mate |
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Post by abercrab on May 23, 2013 16:41:47 GMT
blue, great to hear from you man. Was just thinking about you the other day. Need to hear you belt out some tunes. Pretty much the only reason I'm still playing QW is for the chance to play with you guys. I still enjoy the game, but playing with people I like makes it so much more so.
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Post by moosea on May 24, 2013 14:06:43 GMT
Moosmoos, I love you, even when you think I don't Even when I'm a sour old c*nt?? Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy upppppppppppp I miss you  blu bluuuuuuuuuuu ;D |
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Post by blue on May 24, 2013 22:35:49 GMT
Even when I'm a sour old c*nt??Yes, but only when it dosent smell like dead fishy ewww ***************** Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy upppppppppppp I miss youYea, I do what I can. This time I'll just get a 80-90% pre-made PC. I think. ****************** blu bluuuuuuuuuuu ;D Moos mooooooooooooooooooos 
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and yes this is how I see you. I've been through thick and thin with you guys... When the world fell apart and in the best of times. When I was in a wheelchair and I wondered if life was worth living anymore and seriously wondered whether I should end it.. In difficult times and despair over my mother's way to soon death from cancer and consumed by grief and heartache and the neverending question of WHY. In the times where I lost one of my best friends who took her own life....
