Shit on religions

[2ndBadKarma]

ISLAM: If shit happens, fly a plane to a building.

BUDDHISM: When shit happens is it really shit?

7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit happens on saturday!

PROTESTANTISM: Shit won't happen if I work like shit.

CATHOLISM: If shit happens, confess to a priest.

JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to me?

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock, knock, shit happens buy a magazine!

HARE KRISNA: Shit happens hare, rama, rama ding dong!

ATHEISM: No shit!

EVANGELISM: Send more shit.

RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit! (ser's fav)

HINDUISM: This shit happened before karma!

LUTHERANISM: Please God save me from this shit!

;D ;D

[McNite]

No shitting ;D