Are you demented???

[moosea]

Dementia Quiz..................

Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing.
They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly.
To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time , but instead, answer each of them immediately.

OK?



Let's find out just how clever you really are....


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Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's )








First Question :

You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?





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Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?



Second Question :
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are ; ; ; ;WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??


You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question :
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for the correct answer.....









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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100 .



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it ?

Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe...



Fourth Question: < /SPAN>

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary you retard! Read the question again!

Okay, now the Bonus round,
i.e., a final chance to
redeem yourself:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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It's really very simple
He opens his mouth and ask for it...
Does your employer actually pay you to think??
If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!

[pax]

lol

[]UBC[xacuit]

DELETE THIS THREAD

[abercrab]

Too easy moosea. You might as well have asked if a rooster sitting on a peak of a roof that runs east/west lays an egg, will it roll north or south? Or, if a plane crashes on the border between Canada and the USA, where do they bury the survivors?

Or one that I was just telling the kids today.

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
And every wife had seven sacks
And every sack had seven cats
And every cat had seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?

[Hazik]

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[]UBC[ Igor]

I have answer everything right.

Can I apply to the NASA??

[abercrab]

Apr 11, 2009 12:50:03 GMT ]UBC[ Igor said:

Can I apply to the NASA??

Shouldn't you be applying to the CNES?

[]UBC[ Igor]

the american dream, crab, the american dream...

[strontiumdog]

Can't catch you out then Igor!!



did you really do them all??

Because I failed on 2 of em