Post by McNite on May 3, 2009 9:36:38 GMT
I think its about time to dig out something that was first made up like an eternity ago, so here are the 11 Commandments which lead you on the right path of becoming a good ]UBC[:
I.
Thou shalt play no other Games before us, for FPS thy Games are vicious Games.
II.
Thou shalt not make thee any photoshopped image or any likeness of any command map, with fixed lines to objectives. Nor shalt thou engrave orders and prescriptions about the use of weaponry and classes. Doing so, thou will simply get stuck.
III.
Thou shalt not take the name of any player in vain nor humiliate him seriously by words.
IV.
Remember the day off, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou play, and do all thy objectives: but the seventh day is the day off, in it thou shalt do twice the gaming.
V.
Honour thy teammates and opponents: play good and fair, for that thy lifes may be long upon the map that the Game giveth thee, and for that your stay on the server may not be ended by a vote or kick.
VI.
Thou shalt not teamkill; only reviving medics will be forgiven. Thou shalt not "F1" about teammates in times thy suicidal tendency takes over such as dancing under the smoke or trying to catch the pretty rockets.
VII.
Thou shalt not chicken out by /kill nor change over to the stronger team.
VIII.
Thou shalt not steal XP from your teammates, nor try to gain points for yourself by playing neglecting the objectives of your team. Neither of these will this help you with your small dick, nor with your retarded brains, nor with your inferiority complexes.
IX.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy opponents. He might not be cheating but playing extremely well. Or be on whizz.
X.
Thou shall covet thine opponents' or thy teammates' skill. But thou shalt never desire to advance with the use of cheats or tweaks. For this is the way of the mentally poor and hopelessly bad players.
XI.
There is no rule. Except ]UBC[ rulez.
Happy enlightenment ;D
I.
Thou shalt play no other Games before us, for FPS thy Games are vicious Games.
II.
Thou shalt not make thee any photoshopped image or any likeness of any command map, with fixed lines to objectives. Nor shalt thou engrave orders and prescriptions about the use of weaponry and classes. Doing so, thou will simply get stuck.
III.
Thou shalt not take the name of any player in vain nor humiliate him seriously by words.
IV.
Remember the day off, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou play, and do all thy objectives: but the seventh day is the day off, in it thou shalt do twice the gaming.
V.
Honour thy teammates and opponents: play good and fair, for that thy lifes may be long upon the map that the Game giveth thee, and for that your stay on the server may not be ended by a vote or kick.
VI.
Thou shalt not teamkill; only reviving medics will be forgiven. Thou shalt not "F1" about teammates in times thy suicidal tendency takes over such as dancing under the smoke or trying to catch the pretty rockets.
VII.
Thou shalt not chicken out by /kill nor change over to the stronger team.
VIII.
Thou shalt not steal XP from your teammates, nor try to gain points for yourself by playing neglecting the objectives of your team. Neither of these will this help you with your small dick, nor with your retarded brains, nor with your inferiority complexes.
IX.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy opponents. He might not be cheating but playing extremely well. Or be on whizz.
X.
Thou shall covet thine opponents' or thy teammates' skill. But thou shalt never desire to advance with the use of cheats or tweaks. For this is the way of the mentally poor and hopelessly bad players.
XI.
There is no rule. Except ]UBC[ rulez.
Happy enlightenment ;D
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